Did you ever look up at a flock of birds and think, “How did you meet?”?
“There is no worse smell than that of barbecue which you did not eat.”
Possibly helpful in a break-up situation:
“Baby, baby- it’s not you, it’s… your personality.”
“Is it just me, or is this drill boring?”
“He gave a half smile, as if he had just come from the dentist.”